Man Craps Himself
When nature called, these warriors were there to answer.
Sep 14, 2020 The YouTube star who filmed himself defecating on the driveway of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco residence said he did so as a “peaceful protest” — but admitted it was a “joke that got.
UPDATE: As of June 25th, 2017, we’ve got a new addition to the Hall of Brown…
- A grown man shits on video, right in the middle of working and poops in his pants.
- Aug 01, 2019 After rinsing himself down in the public toilet, the man's girlfriend drove him home to shower and change. Thankfully, his brother refused to restart the wedding without him there - but the bloke.
- Jul 26, 2015 Steven Seagal Choked Out By Judo Master: Shits His Pants. The infamous story of the time Steven Seagal went toe-to-toe with “Judo” Gene LeBell. One of these men is a legend of combat sports who has had a long career working in film, a hero to many top-tier UFC fighters, and a true class act. The other is Steven Seagal.
- Aug 24, 2019 Nobody in the history of man has made it through their life without shitting themselves – it’s a right of passage. Whether it’s when you’re a baby, ill or unfathomably drunk, at least one day is.
You’ve never truly been down in the dumps until you’ve shit yourself in front of an arena full of people, had it broadcast around the world, and been immortalized on Youtube forever. If you’re a great fighter, you’ll be able to live it down and move on to better things like Yoel Romero, but for some of these guys, their legacy is reduced to a chocolate stain on their shorts.
Justine Kish
In her fight against Felice Herrig, Justine Kish had a bit of an accident while getting choked. Hey, when you’re being choked unconscious, sometimes the body just does what it wants to do… and to her credit, she had probabally the best response about about happened:
Fair play!
Kevin Randleman
Leading up to his fight against Babalu at UFC 35, Kevin Randleman got a bad case of the runs. What makes this one extra bad is that it was a fight between a BJJ player and a wrestler.
If it was a couple of strikers staying on their feet, that’s not nearly as bad as taking someone’s back and feeling the warm squish of a turd against your body. Props to Kevin for admitting it happened, it takes a real man to own up to that. Heart of a champion, bowels of a journeyman.
Tim Sylvia
This one’s super tough to notice, and probably would have gone unseen if Tim didn’t fess up. In his own words:
“I got really sick Saturday and had problems holding my innards. When I was warming up, I had a few problems, and I actually had a few problems in the ring when I was fighting.
I don’t know what it was. It got really cold when we were outside working out and stuff, going back and forth from the room. I caught something, and I just couldn’t hold in my number twos… If you look at the fight you’ll see that when my shorts came down, you’ll see the wet mark in my underwear.”
Humberto Brown
Before getting choked out at UFC 180, Brown choked out something brown of his own.
When something like this happens, you can either let it break you or you can use it to your advantage. It smells worse for the other guy than it does for you, and if you have the mental fortitude to just ignore it, it’s going to throw your opponent off their game.
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Nobody in the history of man has made it through their life without shitting themselves – it’s a right of passage.
Whether it’s when you’re a baby, ill or unfathomably drunk, at least one day is likely to be ruined by the accidental presence of poo.
Man Craps Himself Running
A shopper was in this unfortunate situation recently, but instead of fessing up to his excrement, he made it much worse for himself.
Have a look at the video below:
Security camera footage from a supermarket in Turkey shows a man wandering around a local shop, appearing to look a little unsteady.
He walks up to the counter, stops, and shifts his legs – and drops a poo on the floor.
Marathon Man Craps Himself
Obviously, his mind would be scrambling at this point. ‘What should I do? Should I tell the staff? Should I hide it?’
Well, the gentleman opted for the latter. He tries kick his droppings underneath of an ice cream refrigerator, of all places.
However, whether it was the poo’s moistness or the man’s heavy footing, he ends up smearing the shit across the floor like a brush stroke – not exactly Art Attack, is it?
When the staff member arrives at the counter to assist the gentleman with his shopping, the culprit appears to act completely innocent, gesturing to the clerk as if he doesn’t know where it came from. Think McLovin when he drops the beer in the liquor store in Superbad.
The supermarket, based in the district of Karasu in the north-western Turkish province of Sakarya, is yet to comment on the video.
Naturally, people online aren’t pleased by the man’s faecal antics. One person wrote: ‘Has this man no shame? Dirty Git.’ Another wrote: ‘Feel bad for the cashier but that got a laugh out of me. How gross.’
If you’re caught in a situation like this, take the five minutes of shame – don’t hide it under the ice cream.
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After graduating from Glasgow Caledonian University with an NCTJ and BJTC-accredited Multimedia Journalism degree, Cameron ventured into the world of print journalism at The National, while also working as a freelance film journalist on the side, becoming an accredited Rotten Tomatoes critic in the process. He’s now left his Scottish homelands and taken up residence at UNILAD as a journalist.
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